Please remain seated

Bill in Portland Maine just got back from Austin Texas and brought back a handy rule of thumb for airline travelers:

Travel tip: The shorter an airline pilot’s turbulence message is, the worse the turbulence will be. If he turns on the Fasten Seat Belt sign and simply says, “Flight attendants take your seats,” it would be a good time to put your affairs in order.

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