At the halfway point between April Fools Day and Tax Day (and who can tell them apart any more, really?) I guess it’s fair to give away the game and reveal up front that the new products listed on this page at Archie McPhee are all totally made-up hilarious comedy jokes. And I think we all agree that hilarious comedy jokes are THE BEST KIND.
I bid you behold the Cap’n Danger Baby Chute.
They say at least one of these fake items is on its way to becoming a real existing item in the universe, which would have seemed ridiculous before the advent of Handerpants. And reality television.